Tuesday Jun 18 @ 03:17pmhearing teachers swear keeps me young
Daniel Kinsley, Ruth Walworth, Matt Mintof and the government.
Monday Jun 17 @ 07:20pmThe last two days so far have been fucking horrible.
Monday Jun 17 @ 06:26pm
Jenny Woods Photography
I don’t know if it’s just me but her hand looks bigger than it should be)):
Monday Jun 17 @ 03:28pmMonday Jun 17 @ 03:26pmDONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

Bob the Maid
I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.
reblogging just for that fucking hell
Monday Jun 17 @ 03:23pmMonday Jun 17 @ 03:21pmso I was scrolling down my timeline on facebook to look for something and I ended up scrolling down to my first post ever and just
I have so many questions for my past self in 2009 like what happened what did akon do I’m so confused










