hearing teachers swear keeps me young
Daniel Kinsley, Ruth Walworth, Matt Mintof and the government.
Sticker on the back of a VW bus at a Volkswagen junk yard
The last two days so far have been fucking horrible.
Jenny Woods Photography
I don’t know if it’s just me but her hand looks bigger than it should be)):
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
Bob the Maid
I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.
reblogging just for that fucking hell
so I was scrolling down my timeline on facebook to look for something and I ended up scrolling down to my first post ever and just
I have so many questions for my past self in 2009 like what happened what did akon do I’m so confused